zeldathemes
PIzza is my business

KT, 20, college...something. Loves Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, ACD’s Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, The Avengers (and all of the fandoms therein), SPN, Bates Motel, my bestie, my sister’s face, and the cockblocking ocean, among other things.

puptowngirl:

*swallows unlit cigarette* it’s a metaphor

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beesmygod:

like, i guess this isnt even a particularly “”“adult”“” blog but theres something very unnerving about clicking through to a new follower and seeing “age: 14” on the sidebar. i feel like a chaperon at a highschool dance. leave some room for jesus

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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athelstanning:

literature meme - prose [1/10] - les misérables by victor hugo

Citizens, the nineteenth century has been great, but the twentieth century will be happy.
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castlestark:

I can’t wait until our generation becomes teachers that actually know how to make a video full screen and get the god damn cursor out of the way

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madblackgirl:

"guess since im a white man im not allowed to have opinions"

your opinions have shaped the world we live in today not being catered to for 83.9 seconds will not fuckin kill you

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vylla-art:

That one time Bucky found out how Steve “died”.

vylla-art:

That one time Bucky found out how Steve “died”.

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awellkept-secret:

this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs

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pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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