Don’t come back!
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING
"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"
10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.
people expect Steve Rogers’ response to selfies and facebook status updates and twitter to be ‘I didn’t go to war for this’
but actually he did and he loves it because nothing exemplifies the freedom he fought for more than being able to post whatever you like online, and feel good about yourself, and generally being able express yourself in whatever way you like
#every so often steve would go on a spree of liking and reblogging people’s selfies#because he would want everyone to know that someone is paying attention to them#and that they’re not invisible or alone and that they’re beautiful#steve rogers (via shulkiesmash)
#imagine you posted a selfie one night when you were feeling low and trying to cheer yourself up #and you go to bed and the next morning you wake up to find it has tens of thousands of hits #HOW??????????? you cry as you stare at your screen in confusion #and then u see it #user @starspangledman shared your selfie #'you look great' he comments with a :) at the end (via theladymonsters)
Judi Dench is my favorite M.
Always reblog M sass.
I’m going to miss her so much
in case some of you thought your behavior towards people you idolize can’t affect them negatively
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
pick me up when it’s over tho
Give me spending money too